(read after you've read jon's rendition of the update...this is where the story continues after his telling of it)
WELL....just when you thought the adventure had ended, it in fact had not.
once jess and i got home that night, it was too dark and too late to clean up the baking soda all over the floor of my backseat that was neutralizing the stench of the dog poo, so i waited until the morning to tackle it. after church the next day, I went out with the shope vac, opened the car door, and lo and behold, jon's shoe hadn't just managed to smear dog poo on the carpet part of the floor (of course missing the rubber mat completely), but it was smeared all over the side of the seat too! so after scrubbing that for a while, i turned on the vaccuum and the baking soda seemed to be disappearing. i then went to try and suck up some baking soda that was stuck in a corner, and noticed that the vaccuum didn't seem to be sucking too well anymore. i put my hand in front of the nossel, expecting my hand to stick to it because of the suction. it didn't. instead, i felt a strong current of BLOWING air....I had just blown all of the baka soda (along with the tiny dog poo particles wrapped up in it) aaaallll over the car! i hadn't been cleaning it up, i'd been dispersing it! there was no hope of vaccuuming it up now...it was permentantly everywhere (but not really noticeable).
so i just left it. lol. hopefully my mom never finds out that her car secretly has dog poo remains in it....
moral of the story: DOG POO IS FROM THE DEVIL!!!! (or more like you should avoid it at all possible costs!)
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oh man Chara that was hilarious...I can imagine you trying to suck your hand up and seeing that the thing is not working. Very very funny mental picture!!!
hahahahaha.....
Our Montreal 06 project group, each and every member, has the tendency to encouter the most "unthinkable, shockable, unimaginable, only seen on TV" incidence
hee hee! :D
i like how you said "baka soda" although i'm sure you didn't mean to.... baka basically means stupid in japanese.
ahaha... thats so funny. its true jenny, who knew these kind of things actually happen in real life too? =)
ahaha..well it was STUPID soda really...it caused such a ruckus! well the vaccuum really did...but it's more fun to blame the baka-stupid soda
Isn't Baka-stupid redundant? :P This vacuum cleaner reminds me of a particular scene from the movie Space Balls... "It's the Super Maid sir... she's gone from suck to blow!"
LOL, I really did that much damage eh? *sigh*
Ha! and I'm glad that Jess Li understood my Bon Cop, Bad Cop reference.
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